Category: Weird News

Traffic stop includes gator being pulled from driver’s pants

Alligator found during traffic stop. Photo from Charlotte County (FL) Sheriffs Office

By: TDF Staff

A Charlotte County, Florida woman has some explaining to do after she pulled a live alligator out of her pants during a traffic stop.

The unnamed woman was pulled over for unspecified reasons earlier in the day and when the deputies asked her if she had anything else on her, she replied by retrieving an alligator from her pants — because it is Florida.

Upon further search of her vehicle, it was discovered that she had 41 three-striped mud turtles in her vehicle. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission has taken over the investigation.

Infamous child killer now using fake name on Tinder

By: TDF Staff

According to screen grabs obtained by Creative Loafing Tampa Bay, the Orlando area’s most infamous child killer, George Zimmerman, is now going by the name “Carter” on Tinder. After recently getting banned from Bumble, I suppose desperate times call for desparate measures. George, in his profile blurb, describes himself as “self-employed” and a Liberty University graduate looking for “carefree fun.”

While many ladies out there may find that some of his listed interests match what they are looking for, such as hiking, fishing, the outdoors, and takeout from mid-range steakhouse chains, we recommend you swipe left.